Category: Joke Board
I actually wrote this one day when I was really frustrated. Sad thing is some of these are based in fact and then wildly exagerated.
1. I got in because I lied better than you.
2. What fires? I was too busy to know about that.
3. We had to let him go because he was too honest.
4. The post office loves us cause we keep ordering little envelopes.
5. Don't worry about getting caught by the police. They won't handcuff you.
6. Education is so bad that I forgot how to write my name.
7. Screw the strikes, the unemployment and poverty. That woman just called herself a lesbian and she's from Syros.
8. What earthquake? That's just the economy collapsing.
9. Please don't throw the football through the courthouse window. You'll still get into the Olympics.
10. There's now a motion to privatise parliament but it can't be passed cause they're on strike.
11. I can't answer that question. It's against The Church.
12. I know it was bad to tell my brother to hold his breath until FYROM got their act together. Will I still be charged with murder?
13. We get our athletes started early. First, a little whisky at 12, then some pot and then the good stuff like steroids!
14. Sorry we couldn't build that hospital. It was ontop of an ancient monument devoted to health.
15. I know we rank really high on the corruption scale. Well, at least, we're still the best at something.
If we can't joke about the crazy and even the serious things that go on in life, we'd cry about them or go nuts and that's the truth. Zito Ellada!